If you getting rid of the sh-- around here you might as well get rid of that walking pe--s in a dress shirt and slacks. The only thing he is good for is giving tours, cause they never get lost, when all they have to do is look for the shiny pe--s... — read more 

Everything

May and June shaping up to be a time frame of a significant reduction in Baker's workforce... Hopefully,there will still be 30,000 plus left after the re-positioning. Duck, hide, cover, and for those so inclined pray...

Turning all the lights out before you go to sleep will save us thousands.

I get to the office, as usual, and check the go/blue site, as usual, and what do I find??? This gem of corporate propaganda entitled '20 Reasona We're Proud to Be Baker Hughes". If you haven't checked this thing out, I highly recommend doing so... — read more 

With fair price of course...

Three Global Pruduct Line managers are laid off in the Woodlands. The Global BDM in the Woodlands will be laid off next Monday. This is at the time the VP of HCC was sent to retirement. Is HCC being prepared for a spin-off?

The big layoffs didn't happen last week, so where are the $500m cuts hiding? Perhaps it was all just a rumor and I can finally relax ?

Transform all canteens into curry houses Need more pots in toilet. After vindaloo we need poo We need beds in office as after stinky curry we need nap, fart and time to repair butt hole We love stinky curry, but make the butt hole red and runny so... — read more 

They dont supply pillows never mind a decent mattress

BaKKKer - Gaand (not grand) wizard Only a fully developed racist who can prove he is a numbnut qualifies. Life long experience: His foolishness know no bounds. He is the inbred of inbreds. Satan spawn. Active inbreeder himself. Hates other races... — read more 

No more under chemicals ?

As a mark of solidarity everyone go around whistling breaking bads original score.

Does anybody know what yards Baker is planning on closing?

RDS - will it still exist by the end of the week? Will geoscience move back under wireline...consulting with GCA and Geomechanics under DS?

If the rest of you follow us we will go far together.