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What grade sandpaper is your office TP?

We have 60


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Post ID: @OP+1k9mmex4c

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I can show you on the doll where HT touched me in the bathroom.

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Post ID: @1812+1k9mmex4c

but the plastic urinal grids are split in half so…

So they can be offered as the only free snacks in the office.

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Post ID: @17zf+1k9mmex4c

No TP. We eat HT’s and our own šħíť everyday.

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Post ID: @17h9+1k9mmex4c

The homeless dude outside drops off his used newspapers so we can wipe ourselves.

He has 100% attendance record, probably due to all the badges thrown away before folks commit suícide when they leave the office.

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Post ID: @15xf+1k9mmex4c

We have decent TP but all the painting of Kim Hock Un in the bathroom are creepy. All the eyes stare at your yang.

On the plus side, the reused coffee grinds that are on offer make a decent cup of coffee!

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Post ID: @49f+1k9mmex4c

In my office there is a drying rack in the bathroom. If we want TP we can choose from a dried piece off the rack. The limit is 2 squares of the single ply or 1 square double ply. And we must wash it out in the toilet and place back on the rack for the next person to use.

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Post ID: @304+1k9mmex4c

We don’t have TP, need to bring

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Post ID: @2r4+1k9mmex4c

Our RTO policy requires us to wear diapers. That isn’t so bad, but unfortunately we have to dispose of them ourselves. I hope next year I get promoted to a level where Hock pays for my diaper service. That will be a great day indeed!

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Post ID: @256+1k9mmex4c

TP is OK but the plastic urinal grids are split in half so that one grid can serve two urinals. I guess WPS was out of budget at the end of the FY.

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Post ID: @20y+1k9mmex4c

TP costs too much - we've been told to use our hands because washsinks are free. Grit grade rating on a hand is about 60, or 90 if you have worked hard labor not just desk jobs

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Post ID: @1kp+1k9mmex4c

What is office TP?

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