Thread regarding Elevance Health (Anthem) layoffs

More CIOs, that'll fix it!

Saw an org announcement that we now have seven CIOs with overlapping responsibilities (we had some of them before). I guess things were going so well with chief dipsh-t as CDIO that they decided we needed even more chief dipsh-ts. This played out at Optum a decade ago - spoiler alert: it ends with RIFs and consolidation.


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Majority are Ex-Deloitte … wonder whose idea it was 🤔

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Mom says I can be CIO next week

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@a5 At least you will probably get some new corporate catch phrases out of it. Like “Lead to Fail!” Lol.

/sarcasm off /mic dropped

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Oh yeah, these definitely get consolidated in the next 18 months. RAT leaves, we hire a new id--t from outside, a couple of these CIOs retire very wealthy and the rest of us get a whole new reporting structure.

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