Will be a battle between “leadership” wanting to get the layoffs over and done with (it’s not easy for them, of course it’s massively harder on us) and Facilities wanting to keep employees safely at home while Houston streets turn into a graveyard... — read more
If you could sum up COP leadership in one sentence - go!
Two that came to mind; Layoffs will continue until morale improves looking for someone to blame for the blame culture.
Back to the office?
Is ConocoPhillips back to the offices in Houston? If not how many are still working from home.
Musings
I heard that Concho had 12 (twelve) supply chain people. Is that true?
VCIP announced!
The ELT actually listened to the advice posted on here! Maybe they are starting to listen. I have hope for the new ConchocoPhillips!
Positive news...
VCIP announced tomorrow. Let’s just hope it’s not to low....
Great news!!!
NONE of the Brits working at CoP will be laid off!! Cushy management positions have been found for all! Only colonials will be affected! After all, with absolutely no CoP assets in Great Britain or the North Sea it makes sense to get rid of L48... — read more
Snowball fight Monday morning?
They can’t let you go if you aren’t in your office, besides it’s a fun way to go out. Or maybe you can take that HR zoom call while beeming your friend with a nice packed slush ball. Maybe Champ can join in the fun and show his SPIRIT values. — read more
Forget jeans day we need
What themes should we have for this week and next? For camaraderie. Example is avoid eye contact with everyone day. Babble like a baby day
Its not what we do it's how we do it!
When COP does layoffs we make sure to keep everyone anxious and in the dark while patting ourselves on the back for our transparency and care. Not sufficient waiting for a pandemic, we must wait for Houston to freeze over. Snow Problem! Happy... — read more
"Talent wins games but teamwork and intelligence win championships."
Michael Jordan Methinks the T in SPIRIT is actually Talent, what with all the high-pots ruling the roost. But hopefully in the new COP we can focus on reinvigorating Teamwork. "A rising tide lifts all boats."
Feb 12 Year of the Ox, Feb 23 Year of the Red Bikini Bottom. Celebrate both with McDonald’s...
If flipping the calendar from December 2020 to January 2021 didn't quite work the miracles everyone was hoping for, don't worry, we've got another shot with Lunar New Year, coming up this week. February 12, 2021 marks the first day of the Year of the... — read more
Virtual layoffs...
Hearing that layoffs are going to be done virtually? What kind of mockery is this? Anyone can confirm? I mean isn’t the ceo all about being in the office? Meanwhile he rides his jet. Wow. Losing all respect for these so called executives... — read more
Lets face it, the industry is commodity driven
When oil is at $100/bbl everyone is happy. Bonuses are good. Executives take full credit for how well the company is doing. When oil is low, the executives blame poor company performance on low oil prices. They cut staff to save their own... — read more
80% of the topics posted here are from the same person
One person is posting almost 80% of all the topics on this forum. And even funnier, he/she posts responses to their own threads pretending to be someone else. The giveaway is the similar language styles, words used and also the IP identifier at the... — read more
Well this is fun
So is anyone else accomplishing anything this week. Maybe it’s just me.
Get it over with already.
Looks like the Stockholm syndrome is already set in with most. I’ll just be happy if I make it attitudes floating around. With rumors of the cuts being as high as 35% of all lower 48, to as low as 600 people who knows. I fear the cuts will be higher... — read more
PC LOAD LETTER
WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Midland. High level meeting took place virtually
Chances of this are very high. 80-90%. Outcome was not to relocate anyone from Houston to midland without a concho sponsor. I’m afraid the layoffs will be very large. Commenting from Houston
Stressed and Scared
So after being told that the layoffs were coming. Didn’t think much about it. But as it got closer it started to consume me. Everyone says ohh don’t worry it will be okay. The fact that people are used to this kind of treatment is worrisome to say... — read more
Main Reason to Criticize Layoff in this company.
CONOCOPHILLIPS has lured all the good workers from good companies and once the plant is setup and running(after draining all the juice from these employees) these employees are laid off. HARD WORK at ConocoPhillips doesnt make you avoid layoff, what... — read more
What is your worst COP lay-off story
Let’s just embrace the the chaos of what is to come. What is the worst story regarding COP layoffs you have ever heard? This could be a reaction, an individual who didn’t deserve to be let go, the worst reason for being axed, etc. Let’s bring... — read more
At some point it sinks in
What sinks in? That the job losses, instability, and general downfall isn't just in your fishbowl at Conoco. Cities are being overrun by homelessness, tent cities, 30 million have been unemployed for almost a year, riots are commonplace, the... — read more
Concho is a Dish Best Served Cold
ConocoPhillips was about to have massive layoffs (and had already started, summer 2020) when the Concho deal became a reality. The deal was actually going to be more complicated than just Concho. So the ELT decided to do everything (all layoffs and... — read more
Why these CONTRACTING Agencies providing workers are still in Business.
Contracting Agencies are getting free money for just forwarding resumes to conocophillips (to get their worker start working) and doing payroll every 2 weeks. For this simple type of job these contracting companies make 20-30$/hr per person. Conoco... — read more
Thoughts
Why does it seem like the people who posts here are incredibly negative? People act like COP owes them something. You are in a voluntary work agreement with COP. If it is so bad and the company just keeps doing "horrendous" things then you should... — read more
Valentine’s Day M---acre
What an apropos choice for lay-off week. COP is history. Welcome Conocho.
All day breakfast part of severance package?
Nearing the one week mark - any word on whether there will be free McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches this time around? Don’t want to show up hungry for the hunger games...
Alaska Office has been in a bubble
For the last few years, the Alaska office has been immune to layoffs and budget cuts the rest of us have suffered. No good reason for this. What this company just spent in the anti-tax campaign up there could have easily paid the salary for... — read more
Haiku Time!
Let's turn all those negative feelings you have into something creative and write Haikus! Remember, that's a poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. I'll start: Who's bad at layoffs, And they do it every... — read more
Shiva Near
As someone who’s been at the “layoff selection meetings” before, I thought I’d provide some insight. (1) It’s not about you. It’s always about the managers’ ego. They arrived at this place of enlightened decision making because someone above them... — read more
Is it now about demand peaking?
BP and Total are forecasting Peak Demand within the this decade. Peak Supply was averted by technology (fracking) and it now seems that technology (EV) could bring Peak Demand. China and India want to get off foreign oil more than anyone. Does... — read more
Don't stick just to O&G
I don’t intend this to sound cold, but if you are let go don’t restrict your job search to oil and gas. The industry has been shedding jobs since 2015. It’s just a fact that there are fewer and fewer positions, and more and more laid off workers... — read more
Can we get it over with?
I'm so tired of having to wait so long to find out if I'm going to be out of a job or not. This is not the first time something like this has happened. They announce layoffs and then make us wait for weeks or even months to see who'll be affected. As... — read more
New Hires
I don’t understand why they hired so many new hires in 2020. Wouldn’t it have made sense to hold off...
How will February 15th go?
How will Layoff notices on Feb 15th go? Do they hand out envelopes? Do you get an email? Do people find out at different times during the day? Can any Conoco veterans give us some insight?
VCIP?
Any guesses on when/how vcip gets reported this year? What % do you think it comes out to?
What value does the ELT add
Another poor earnings report issued today. It makes me wonder how ELT members spend their time and what value, if any, they add to this company. Seems like they should spend 20+ hours a week praying for higher oil prices, as that is the key... — read more
Time to Buckle Up
2021 sees a 50% reduction in L48 capex versus combined 2020 ConocoPhillips + Concho guidance. February 15 is going to be a bumpy week.