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Nike Innovation: Where the Future Is Always Coming - Just Never for the Employees

Welcome to Nike Innovation, where we fearlessly reimagine everything except leadership, accountability, and how people are treated.

Here, “innovation” means arranging the same executives into exciting new organizational charts and announcing the results in a presentation titled The Future of Innovation.

The process is revolutionary:

Talented people generate the ideas.
Talented people do the work.
Management adds “strategic guidance.”
Leadership presents the outcome.
The people who created it are reorganized, deprioritized, or shown the door.

That’s the famous Nike carrot-and-stick model.

The carrot: You get to tell people you work at Nike Innovation—the magical place where the future of sport is supposedly invented.

The stick: You eventually realize the most carefully engineered product is management’s protection of management.

Failure is pushed downward.
Credit is pulled upward.
Accountability disappears somewhere in the middle.

But don’t worry: after treating the people doing the work as disposable, leadership will schedule an all-hands meeting about courage, belonging, vulnerability, and putting athletes at the center.

Because nothing says “innovation culture” like frightened employees listening to protected executives explain the importance of taking risks.

Nike Innovation doesn’t have a shortage of brilliant people or powerful ideas. It has a system that consumes both while congratulating itself for being visionary.

The employees innovate.
Management appropriates.
The PowerPoint celebrates.

And when the people responsible for the work are finally exhausted or eliminated, leadership can proudly announce another transformation.

Nike Innovation: If we rename the dysfunction often enough, eventually someone might mistake it for progress.


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@x9 It's coming. Once DD sees the salary sheet it's over folks. he starts next week and his cut cut cut tour is coming to get all of our as--s in innovation.

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Post ID: @15m+1kzm1qjwf

@tm Sadly he has many followers, sorry I meant bootlickers. I have no respect to him, can’t wait to see his departure.

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Post ID: @x9+1kzm1qjwf

@ey That guy is such a fu--ing dou--ebag. The ridiculous ponytail and the way he carries himself just make him even more insufferable. Fu-k that guy.

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Post ID: @tm+1kzm1qjwf

@ey A truly visionary leader in innovation: apparently, his proudest breakthrough is ignoring people directly to their faces. Forget empathy, professionalism, or basic human decency—why build relationships when you can pioneer contempt?

It takes a special kind of talent to develop an attitude that spectacularly pi-s-poor and still remain employed. Perhaps making everyone around you miserable is now considered a core innovation competency.

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Post ID: @fh+1kzm1qjwf

@dk Don’t forget SR…I haven’t seen any people with the same level of ego like him

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Post ID: @ey+1kzm1qjwf

@b2 THing1 and THing2 will never retire for this reason

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Post ID: @dk+1kzm1qjwf

once again this is another Nike double talk.

I haven't seen any innovation from NIke in last 10 years!!

You can gas to death the entire department and it will not make one bit of difference because that department is either brain dead or non existent

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Post ID: @b5+1kzm1qjwf

@ak Oh yes, apparently there’s a guy who genuinely believes Nike - a global company that existed long before him—couldn’t possibly survive without his presence. Imagine that level of delusion.

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Post ID: @b2+1kzm1qjwf

"slackers and politicians especially Dir and Sr Dir level"

Good for them! Anyone trying to even the scales at cruddy Nike has my unwavering support.

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Post ID: @b1+1kzm1qjwf

At Innovation, only 10-20% of the people are carrying the entire department. The rest of them are slackers and politicians especially Dir and Sr Dir level. They produce nothing but bureaucracy. They probably think they are so important that Nike can’t survive without them but I can tell you we will be totally fine or even better if we cut 50% of them.

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