Thread regarding Medtronic Inc. layoffs

Just have your cubicle arranged to be placed on the highest floor in the highest building of the complex and only take the stairs to the cafeteria on the first floor. Then take the stairs back up. You probably need exercise if you just sat around and snacked all the time in working from home - especially in the cold winter months. I remember the cafeteria had great trail nuts (mixed) to keep the hunger down in between meals. It was also a good hike up and down those stairs. Just ignore the affairs going on now that people are back in the office.

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you don't by chance run a "learing center" in your spare time....... LMAO seriously you are a perfect example of what is wrong with this country.

Just come in for an hour and then head back home, OP. Nobody’s clocking your hours once you get there.

@ah How about Adipose-Abilities or Carbohyped

Those popcorn vending carts you see in the car dealer waiting room would be so sweet and make the stale musty office area smell great. Which ERG budgets for this type of project?

@ag- you come across as a whiny yotch, ya know?

I really enjoy seeing these types of posts. The less serious this site is, the less likely layoffs are imminent.

ha ha

I feel your pain, since I returned to office, I noticed my waste bin has been removed. Has anyone figured out a way to dispose "fireball nips" I've become addicted to drinking during wfh hours? I'm worried someone may see me dropping them in the public waste bins.

Make lemons into lemonade and start the Fat-Positivity ERG?

Amazing you could come up with all that, with the boot jammed halfway down your esophagus. Kinda explains the ham-handed, third-grade approach to "humor", I suppose...