Step 1: Someone in Sales says, “The customer needs this.”
Step 2: Engineering says, “That's not on the roadmap.”
Step 3: Salea says, “$2 Million dollars is riding on this feature.”
Step 4: Exec Management says, "Drop what you're doing and make it happen."
Step 5: Engineering creates a Jira ticket.
Step 6: Ticket remains untouched for 12 months.
Step 7: Customer escalates.
Step 8: Ticket becomes P0 Critical.
Step 9: Two engineers work on it for 3 days.
Step 10: Product is released.
Step 11: Everyone celebrates the “successful product launch.”
Step 12: Customer finds 14 new bugs and feature is 1/3rd complete.
Step 13: Repeat Steps 9 - 12.
Agile.