Frightenly Similar as to How Long Some of this Has Been Going On — Over 10 Years and Nothing Has Changed

I was trying to click on Elevance Health because they, along with other of Optum’s competitors, seem to be going through almost exactly same challenges Optum is.

Well, I accidentally clicked on Emblem Health, instead of Elevance, and their last post thread entries were from 2016 and they were saying and complaining about the very exact same thing as us…about the offshoring to India and Philippines, about the CEO laying people off to raise stock price and to line executive’s pockets, etc., etc. etc. It was like looking in a mirror and we are talking back 10 years ago.

The last post entries on the Emblem Health Layoff site ended after 2016 so I can only think the company went under.

Anyway, scary stuff!

#CEO #Layoffs #Offshoring

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@c0 @cw The rocket science of MBA.

Chapter 1. Given the formula:

Revenue - Expense = Profit

Since business is so hard, always take the easy way out and make sure to min() the Expense term. Increasing Revenue would actually require thought. Instead, just sell out your domestic coworkers and replace them through labor arbitrage and give their work to people who mumble through English and who mostly have to have their work fixed by the sole remaining domestic worker on the team who is "overpaid."

This is The One True Way. Memorize this. Implement this every time you become a director or C-suite exec. Enjoy more of your yacht time and bonus money by sc--wing up your countrymen and local economy.

Chapter 2:
Double down and really sc--w over the local economy of your home country by offshoring the work entirely. Remember, your min() endeavors from Chapter 1 should be done at all times. Start charging employees for breathing and docking their pay for using your office plumbing and air filtration. Really stick it to them.

Can I have my MBA now?

I mean yeah any MBA will have a different view than most uneducated fools on this site who have literally no idea how businesses are run or how life works in general

Get off this site and get your MBA -

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