I asked to Google Bard this question: “If you were the CEO of Broadcom, which areas of VMware would you divest after the acquisition?” Google Bard answer: —— If I were the CEO of Broadcom, I would consider divesting the following areas of... — read more
The wait is so ridiculous...
This waiting game is absolute BS! At this point, every VP or Director should already know their fate and their team's fate. If they don't, shame on VMware and Broadcom. We are just three weeks away from the acquisition closing, and it's frustrating... — read more
The integrity: a short story about one t-shirt
This is one lame story, a petty story. Or is it? Certain t-shirts were sent out recently. Call me a sentimental, immature fool if you will but receiving corporate merch was always a special moment for me. It was one of the rare times I allowed... — read more
Got the bonus!
Good by me. One last paycheck, before my last paycheck.
NSBU what’s the latest?
Last week they announced EOL effective immediately for some NSX and all NSX+. Is this writing on the wall that BC will axe the BU?
HT is on a world tour
He will meet numerous Sales leaders in face to face meetings. No Zoom allowed. Looks like the negotiations with the Chinese regulators are done if he has time to travel.
VMware reaffirms commitment to Tanzu
VMware CEO Raghu Raghuram has reaffirmed the company's commitment to its Tanzu portfolio, despite some uncertainty about the future of the cloud-native application platform among customers and industry... — read more
Pause. Relax. Continue.
It’s good to take time out to pause, relax, and appreciate all we have around us; sometimes we need to stop to remind ourselves of the big picture before we continue.
What happens to Kit Colbert post-Broadcom?
Kit has been the DNA of VMware since the beginning. Will he stay on once the deal is complete? We need Kit.
So is this the week China sign off the deal?
If they are going to start communicating offers to people next week that surely means they expect China's approval on the deal this week so that this isnt a complete train wreck?
Still hiring
It makes no sense considering what's coming in a few months, but it's happening. Can anybody explain why? What's the logic behind it?
Stop slacking, and pick up the pace on the posts…
C’mon now…I know it’s the weekend, and the end is nigh, but it’s been pretty quiet in here the past couple days. Let’s get some good ‘ol scuttlebutt cracking again…
What will happen to the Singapore office ???
Please give us some hints. Broadcom doesn’t like expensive office space.
Some hints from CA technologies layoffs
Was doing some sleuthing here and noticed the following timeline with CA technologies acquisition: Acquisition closing date: November 5, 2018 WARN notice filed: November 6, 2018 Layoff date: January 7... — read more
Work Day Updates
Hi Folks, Could you explain to me what the workday updates meant? Personal->ID->Insider Type 3-RTL 4-RTL something 5-New Hire Unassigned I've asked around, and no one can give details. I've asked people whos been 10 years+ and have a 5 code. — read more
What the world looks like now 4 years in (advice from someone who lived it)
This is for those that end up getting a job offer at VMware, and will be an IC (individual contributor). Take the job if you are done climbing the corporate ladder, think you could be successful/happy in this “culture” and want to make more money... — read more
Apparantly...heard...rumours...offers etc etc etc
Just wondering can any person within VMware confirm they received an offer as of yet? In US more importantly as it seems you will hear first, but in general, anything offered by BC?
BC offer, validity
Their offers come with a deadline of 24 hours. It’s take it or leave it. No negotiation of terms.
Cloud sales town hall -internal
The BU funeral was very touching as everyone said goodbye from the VP level. Others wait anxiously for the phones to ring. We have one month of the quarter left people…. Hang in there and close strong! https://youtu.be/0nu-AqPuWvQ — read more
Do cuts happen before or after the acquisition is finalized?
I'm wondering if employees would be eligible for VMware or Broadcom severance.
Barcelona keynotes
In the last call among senior directors, they said within a week they would have more information. VMware execs typically use Vmworld keynotes for mostly marketing BS, so it will be interesting to see what Octane will deliver. It sets the tone of... — read more
What address is Broadcom emailing from
This way we can set up alerts for when the mail comes in.
Sr. Engineering Director offered Sr. Manager Role
Heard that a Sr. Engineering Director was offered a Sr. Manager Role with higher salary. He seems to have declined. Expecting offers in some Eng groups to start rolling off after October 4th
A good time to practice stoicism and stop worrying
I know many people are grappling with high levels of anxiety right now. However, in the grand scheme of things, none of this truly matters. If you can adopt a bird's-eye view, you'll likely agree. Those mired in the minutiae, however, will focus... — read more
Sales Severance: Base or OTE?
Mixed information on severance in sales, some say base, others OTE, any ideas?
Key Updates
20% target list for every team is prepared. Expected 0-20% cut. Does not mean 20% flat cut. MTS 1 at high risk and other MTS positions are at risk too. Remote employees are definitely on the list, their list is requested. Low performers will be... — read more
This site needs memes…
Think how much better these threads would be if we could post memes… Every Day is Meme Day
Article: What's next for VMware
https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/02/vmware_broadcom_pundit_predictions/ Some important pieces: So I wouldn't be surprised to see the EUC part of VMware spun off. Keith: Broadcom will achieve its stated profitability goals. That's what they... — read more
Workday updates
Broadcom will reach out to us based on our info in Workday and it could be by personal email, work email or phone call. Payroll info will be migrated to BC at close, therefore our last VMware paycheck will be 10/13. People on monthly payroll... — read more
RSUs
What if RSUs vest during the notice period?
Flatten the hierarchy
Individual contributors who stayed are eager to see a flattening of the deep-seated, corrupt, toxic management at VMware, especially at the first and second levels. Frankly, over the years, this management style has proven its failure. Most (rarely... — read more
VMware-watchers to the Register
Justin: There will likely be a major restructure and significant cuts. VMware has a lot of staff, and plenty of under-performing products in its portfolio that are badly in need of pruning. Some of the savings will be returned to shareholders to... — read more
Broadcom pays for knowledge and experience
It's not a good company overall, but if you're good at what you do, chances are you'll be happy here.
Workspace One Fate
Anyone know what the fate of Workspace One looks like? Im not an employee at VMWare my spouse is and im curious what the outlook looks like. They are an engineer so im hoping that they’ll atleast have a good chance of keeping their job… sorry if this... — read more
Heading into D-October....
A new week/month/EOQ begins; one like no other before. Just wondering how Folks are feeling? Where is motivation going into D-october?
Fourth and fifth option went totally unnoticed by Business Insider
This Business Insider article https://www.businessinsider.com/vmware-broadcom-acquisition-deal-leaked-email-options-employees-2023-9 totally missed the fourth and fifth option that was mentioned in All hands.