Cut a long story short. I left last year during the whole split shenanigans. All my colleagues that were based in Germany and USA were already told which company they'd be working for once the split, when I asked my manager (I'm based in UK) I was... — read more
Checking cubicles
People are walking around checking cubicles making sure everyone is in their cubes working. If a cube is empty, they take down the name and cube number. Just a heads up.
Closing down offices.
If you work in the 3PAR office in Fremont the latest rumour is that their getting rid of most of us because there is no room to put us in palo alto when they close down the office. Someone was there taking inventory and wouldnt say where their... — read more
Results from VoW survey are BS?
Anyone else think that the results from the VoW survey are horse plop? They seemed way too high. My manager swears they're anonymous yet my old manager said they aren't.
Working for the Government for Free?
The Project Managers that work for the NGEN contract are loaded up with projects and basically forced to work nights and weekends, we are not compensated in any way. HPE only gives raises/bonuses to Meg Whitman and her direct reports. While we are... — read more
May Layoffs
Has anyone heard when the axe will fall this month?
The company is broke....Mckenzie is running the show. ...Not sure why people still work there
If you can not see that the company is broke...... I am not sure why you are not looking for job. .....THE COMPANY IS BROKE>...........They can not sell anything !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does EDS service time count toward HPE severance?
Expecting a round of layoffs come executive buy-in in May. As a long-time EDSer, I was wondering if anyone knows whether EDS service time is included in the HPE severance package service time. The FAQs are a bit ambiguous, stating if there was an... — read more
HPE games, getting redundancy in the 2016 2nd quarterquell (a parody)
In a dystopian future, the totalitarian nation of HPE is divided into silos and the management board. Every 3 months representatives from each silo are selected by lottery to participate in the quarterquell. Part entertainment, part brutal... — read more
WFR'd
After 15 years at HP/HPE, I was WFR'd last week. Even though I am 62 and cannot retire yet, I feel relieved. So glad to be out of the craziness. Now to find a job and start a new life.
Not really layoffs....
HP is migrating workers to low cost regions; the company is hiring like mad in those regions at the same time they are destroying their US workforce. I was laid off this week after nearly 20 years. The paperwork states my position was eliminated, but... — read more
HPE gliding towards a sale?
I read that HPE cannot sell itself for 3 years after HP divorce. True? If so how are they going to stay afloat that long?
Meg Trashes Watson
Watson responds, "Shall we play a game, b*tch?!"
Email from HR about mandatory time in office?
Did anyone see an email or other notification from HR in April 2016 requiring that employees spend a specific amount of time in the office, effectively eliminating even occasional work from home? I read about it in a posting on Glassdoor.com, but I... — read more
Meg wants her $91 million bonus - employees be damned
Speaks for itself. Don't know why media hasn't plastered it all over: http://www.businessinsider.com/whitman-gets-51-million-if-hp-axes-her-2015-3
Severance/WFR Package
I think I'm about to lose my job. What does the severance package look like for HPE employees?
Deutsche Bank IT employee to HPE employee (Nucleus)
Just a couple months have passed since I moved over to HPE from Deutsche Bank AG. They talked about a global transition - Nucleus project, a 10 year deal where the bank contracted all / (most?) of the IT departments to HPE, say, Wintel, UNIX / Linux... — read more
Conway
There's tons of rumors swarming the Conway location regarding WFRs and forced relocation to Plano Texas. Does anyone know what the future of Conway looks like for the departments in this building? When would a WFR occur? Several dates have been... — read more
Moving on
43 years old. Worked for 6 months. Laid off. There were people in my department hired after me who were not chosen for WFR. My same position in my same department was posted online, internally and externally, before I left. After I saw that, I... — read more
HPE Storage UP!!!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/14/idc_storage_tracker_tracks_netapp_down/
Internal Memo Leak - Jacqui Ferguson, SVP for HP Enterprise Services in UK and Ireland
In the UK, part of our strategy for Enterprise Services is to move more delivery services to both our Regional Delivery Centres (RDCs) in Erskine and Newcastle and to our Global Delivery Centres (GDCs). In aligning to this strategy in the UK, we have... — read more
Leak: "Management Update” memo by Maurice Mattholie, VP ITO / UK
I am writing to inform you of the Company’s proposal to implement a Workforce Management (WFM) programme in Q2 FY16. As announced by Meg [Whitman], Hewlett Packard Enterprise needs to create a more efficient and accountable organisation to ensure a... — read more
Success in Negotiating WFR Package?
Just curious if anyone has had success in negotiating their WFR severance package? I've heard rumors of people being able to counter the package and getting more but I don't know if that just talk or real.
What happens if I volunteer for WFR?
I been with the co for a short time under a year. What'll happen if I tell HR I volunteer to be WFRd? Will they make me pay back relocation? My contract says I have to pay reloc costs if I get fired or if I quit b4 a year is up. What'll happen if I... — read more
Talent is wasted on the young
Talented employees stay because they are: Paid well Appreciated Listed to Promoted Involved in making decisions Mentored Challenged ~ www.ExtraMadness.com Since arriving at what is now HPE in 2007 I experienced little of these but with an... — read more
Thanks Carly
Can thank Carly for the corporate culture shift with transplanting mgmt with CPQ mgmt. Ever since HP has been circling the drain with smoke and mirrors. The mentality of taking 5-10% pay cut instead of layoff's is for the history books. HP's down... — read more
Can you get laid off if you are there under a year?
Are you on the lay off list if you have been with the company for under a year? I am in an entry level position and am fresh out of college.
I'm not a happy camper
HP was in business over 50 years without a layoff. It does require better management to suceed without layoffs though. It also means that the upper management needs to be in a pay scale that makes it realistic to afford keeping staff on instead of... — read more
Axe
Do you opt for a cloud vendor that faces such obvious challenges as breaking itself into two companies while taking an axe to headcount? Risk-averse IT pros will think twice on that one.
HPE Networking
Better or worse part of HPE?
The Layoff Cycle
Borrow Money To Buy Back Shares so Per Share Numbers Go Up. Layoff employees to free up cash to service increased debt payments. Lay an egg on Wall Street. Repeat Cycle.
HP is under the same pressures as any large company.
For employees there are opportunities and there are risks, and these change because the industry HP is in changes on a dime. I've been at HP (now HPE) almost three decades. It's not the company it once was. Sadly, that company would no longer be in... — read more
HP has not had a real CEO since the old man left the company.
As it exists now, it is simply a profit centered money vacuum.
HPE is stuck in a funk with no direction and no where to go
Here's the problem, none of the leadership now or before has the vision to lead this company to success. Meg is one of them, I think she's a good self promoter and comes around as if she knows a lot (we are comparing her to CEOs and not us, right)... — read more
3par storage and switch division will ship jobs to India
I heard in order to reduce cost for HPE, 3par storage and switch division will ship jobs to India or other country gradually. HPE believes that is one of the best ways to survive longer..
Two Theories about HPE Layoffs
I have two theories about layoffs at HPE: HPE Leadership does not care about the impact of layoffs, they are here to preserve cash flow and orderly kill the company over a longer period of time. This would allow them to collect their bonuses and if... — read more
HPE Today: Layoffs, then layoffs followed with even more layoffs
Layoffs, more layoffs, then more layoffs, that's the mantra. Layoffs at HPE never stop, OK? You'll get used to this very quickly and people hunker down, to whatever minimum job they need to do, they forget about clients, quality, service, customer... — read more