Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

a Chevron Derangement Syndrome

You Chevron haters are just deadweight. You’re pretending to work while hating our company and contributing to cr-ppy morale. Why don’t you just leave? If you’re so unhappy here… Just leave? We don’t need your Dunning–Kruger effect, grandiosity and inflated sense of your contributions and importance. This victim mentality is a tired and boring look. Don’t let the door hit you in the butt. #Bye-bye.


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Post ID: @OP+1kzw1v0wf

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Oh just give it time feller. You’ll see lol

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Post ID: @1we+1kzw1v0wf

@OP Being a Slacker while contributing hardly anything has nothing to do with your sense of Supremacy as an exemplary Chevron Employee. Good luck in the next 10 years. I give you a one in three chance of remaining on the payroll.

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Post ID: @qx+1kzw1v0wf

@b1 sounds like you are part of HR. Do you get paid to downvote too?

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Post ID: @pc+1kzw1v0wf

But the only thing that brings me joy is being miserable at work and spreading negativity. Why would I walk away from that which pays.

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Post ID: @k0+1kzw1v0wf

On the contrary, some of care about Chevron and love what it used ito be and only complain because we know what a great company it once was and actually want it to succeed. This is also a layoff site, did you think people here would be bright and cheery to begin with?

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Post ID: @fp+1kzw1v0wf

@OP

"Millennials_Genz_Huh" what is that actually supposed to mean?

Frankly, you'll have more fun over on the ExxonMobil thread. Much more fun and misery.

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Post ID: @b2+1kzw1v0wf

@a1

I upvoted... for the right fee, I can clear cache and cookies and upvote again...
;-)

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Post ID: @b1+1kzw1v0wf

@ab

Drinking problem? I feel seen.
(Then again, is this not par for the course? I recall any number of emails received from managers, sent after 11pm or later, that seemed... questionable...)

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Post ID: @b0+1kzw1v0wf

@a4

Yeah, it's always interesting to watch someone lash out from the peak of "Mt. Stupid".
It will be interesting to see how this all plays out as the competent die out and the fools increasingly complain about how hard life is.

Physics is undefeated.

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Post ID: @az+1kzw1v0wf

I coined the term Chevron derangement syndrome in a previous threas. It was meant for the effiminate men who talk with lisps and only crank out power points all day. The people who are totally technically illeterate but know phrases like “benchmarking value drivers to right size efficiency”

Just correcting the record.

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Post ID: @av+1kzw1v0wf

@OP no one, literally no one, thinks the company is on even a remotely decent trajectory. It’s reflected in CES scores, the current talent exodus, even Mike acknowledged it today (to the extent a CEO will admit fault). The reorg has been an absolute mess. ENGINE, the savior, is by all accounts underwhelming. And, unequivocally, there is less upward opportunity for staff than at any point in my career, and probably ever. I assume you’re either a troll, a paid oppo, or an exec with a drinking problem going through a divorce here to vent - because no one can look at this calamity and believe it’s anything other than a sh-tshow.

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Post ID: @ab+1kzw1v0wf

Is this Big Joey G who got let go for talking about playing the victim card after the 2020 terrible layoffm

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Post ID: @aa+1kzw1v0wf

@OP There’s a lot of confidence here, but not much accuracy. Misusing terms like ‘Dunning–Kruger’ doesn’t turn projection into insight. Chevron didn’t get to the bottom of the competitive stack by trying hard. Today’s SETH was an emperor has no clothes moment.

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Post ID: @a4+1kzw1v0wf

I’m not sure I’d call the people complaining Chevron Haters. Calling them disillusioned by Chevron’s culture change is more likely the truth. Chevron has changed a lot in the past 10 years and not for the better. While it still has great people Chevron is no longer guided by Chevron Way. Many stay for the people and leave when opportunity knocks. Unfortunately, there are less opportunities these days, so people remain and try to cope by venting on Chevron Layoffs. Cut them some slack.

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Post ID: @a3+1kzw1v0wf

@OP right. Last I checked, we work and contribute in exchange for a paycheck and damn good benefits. That’s the payoff.

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Post ID: @a2+1kzw1v0wf

3 reactions but only one up vote means that two people reacted to down vote because they know that this post is accurate

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