Today’s finance town hall introduced me to the phrase “trend warrior.”
Trend. Warrior. 🙄
Umm, this is an insurance company. Nobody is storming the beaches of Q3 armed with an Excel pivot table.
But sure. I’ll circle back, leverage some synergies, identify actionable insights, move the needle, and then mount my noble steed and ride forth into battle against unfavorable financial trends.
Or—and hear me out—we could just do our jobs and stop naming everything.
Sincerely,
Still working • Still skeptical • Still refusing to drink the corporate Kool-Aid.