Wearing my pajamas inside and praying tonight that I’m so blessed to be laid off. Please please please
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In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, Aaaaaamennnn
spoon under my pillow, lighting my candles, rubbing my full moon charged crystals…..pleasepleaseplease
Fu---n mo--n ex employees
"No layoffs, it’s not going to happen in this month. Relax and enjoy your upcoming Labor Day weekend."
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow, you walk!
Our hearts are restless until we rest outside Oracle!
In the voice of the late great Janis Joplin:
"I'd like to do a song of great social and political import
It goes like this
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So, oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?"
You know the rest...
No layoffs, it’s not going to happen in this month. Relax and enjoy your upcoming Labor Day weekend.
@a3 Pray for me brother
OP, I think you need to have a conversation with your spiritual leader because I don't think you understand prayer. It is not intended to be a channel for asking for things for yourself.
@a1 I kinda want the severance and unemployment
You can terminate your employment any time you want without praying. It is actually very easy. Oracle isn't going to give you much severance anyway.