Any one contemplating a class action lawsuit for abuse by JD? Because his townhall and daily ranting is essentially verbal abuse and gaslighting by a narcissistic employer on his ego-boosting spree. With 5 day “RTO”, freezing temperatures insides... — read more
We need to unionize STAT
You do realize that JD is just going to try to save money by cutting our benefits and perks year after year until he’s barely scraping by with enough employees, right??
Need to Retire
JD is old and uaf.
The best part about JDs rant
ED and higher was already back in the office 5 days a week since 2022? yet he claims he still could not get ahold of anoyone on a Friday. Sounds like a bunch of bullsh-t or his own directs issue not a wfh issue. Its about control and selling vendor... — read more
Call centers
Is it true that the call centers are exempt from RTO? Wouldn’t they pose the most risk? “ About 10 percent of the bank's jobs operate on a fully remote basis and have stayed that way even after the return-to-office mandate. JPMorgan runs virtual... — read more
Wells Fargo sues JPMorgan over troubled $481 million real estate loan
The lawsuit pits the fourth-largest U.S. bank against the largest, with Wells Fargo accusing JPMorgan of turning a blind eye during due diligence in pursuit of millions of dollars in... — read more
Badge Swipe Counts?
Do badge swipe count as in office? OR do you have to log into the computer as well?
Attendance Tracker
It looks like for those in 5 day RTO, our attendance is not tracked in go/myattendance. Does that mean they are not checking if we are in 5 days?
Holy moly Wellsfargo
https://www.thelayoff.com/wells-fargo-and
Fortune Magazine: As JPMC enforces a 5-day RTO, staffers complain about too few desks, spotty Wi-Fi, and sneezing, sick coworkers
https://fortune.com/2025/03/06/jpmorgan-chase-jamie-dimon-union-rto-wall-street/ Yep ... this is exactly what we're experiencing in my office too: "It’s the first week of JPMorgan Chase’s return-to-office mandate that obliges thousands of people to... — read more
Darwin's theory fails in Chase
Darwin said only those species survive and progress who are fittest. But in Chase only those species survive (layoff) and progress (promotion) who can speak Telugu. My manager speaks in Telugu most of the time during brainstorming session around his... — read more
Wfh to office
How much time do they have to give us to go back into office?
Which of you peasants are in the office?
Reply with what you’ve accomplished this week at work.
CTC & Middle Managers have to go
The entire CTC organization is in dire need of restructuring and downsizing. Most of its members possess some sort of industry certifications but lack practical, real-world experience. Many excel as test takers (that's it), but that skill doesn't... — read more
Jamie is doing all he can to redirect the attention away from the leaked ranting.
He’ll really crank up the RTO rhetoric now. One thing he’s fearful of is unionization.
Bosses are fed up with remote work for 4 main reasons. All of them are undeniable
The golden age of remote work seems to be ending. The Trump administration is seeking to end remote work for federal employees, with Trump saying, “Nobody’s going to work from home, they’re going to be going out, they’re gonna play tennis, they’re... — read more
Six people in my JP Morgan group gambled with their jobs this morning deciding not to show up to the office.
This afternoon HR people were at the absence employee's empty desks packing their personal items into a large envelope to mail to them. Looks like the six have been fired. Since their JP Morgan ID badges no longer works to allow them into the... — read more
Who is not RTO tomorrow?
Check in here!
When are we going to replace new CEO?
To make employees happy again and reduce American family mortage loan and car debt?
A woman noticed a striking resemblance between JPMorgan's office perks and the show 'Severance'
Lumon would be proud https://www.upworthy.com/jpmorgan-chase-tower-perks-from-severance
Background Checks
Been employed at the company for almost 4 years now and was sent an email to complete a background check…. Is this normal?
Do I really have to retun to the office on March 3rd, or is it a bluff?
In any event ... I'm not going in. Two years ago I moved ~90 miles away from my reporting location, and have been WFH ever since. Obviously, I'm not commuting that distance everyday.
This screening / background checks…
Jd really is po----g his paints and want to make sure there is no Iuigi in the firm lol
WARN Act notice for Jersey City effective 5/5
https://www.nj.gov/labor/assets/PDFs/WARN/2025_WARN_Notice_Archive.pdf
How many hours in is considered a day in office?
for example, at wells fargo, as long as you swipe your badge, you have completed a day in office. I have heard 4 hours and 6 hours floated around but there should be a hard number set by management. what is it?
Layoffs
Is it true business banking is laying off?
Can JPM stop tracking our activity with their software ?
It is really making our computer slow. Using their software to track our computer activity is just like spyware, causing our computer slow and laggy
JD’s eloquent F-bo-b aria truly blessed our pious ears—HR’s Hall of Fame awaits!
But if you dared whisper a GD, would HR crown you “Hostile Employee of the Year” or just fire you into the sun? Ah, double standards—so professional!
Who will be on the list?
Heard a layoff coming next month again CcB and CIB is in hiring freeze until May is what I was told. Last couple weeks there were alot of Indians got rif'd in Columbus and NJ, some in Plano. Are they going to target indians again next month? Just... — read more
JD used profanity. F bombs and GD’s across the board.
As a religious person, it offended me, maybe HR should be involved. If you as a regular employee ranted like that to another employee, could you get away with it? Would it be considered as hostile and aggression toward another employee? Would... — read more
March 3
Is there a Company Wide Sick Out I heard already scheduled for March 3 ? Can anyone confirm participating
JP Morgan Slackers. What about all your past talk about your Quiet Quitting. Not a pep out of any of you now.
You Sheep Bah Bah - sure are quiet about your big talk about quiet quitting now with the March 1st RTO rapidly approaching.
JD is very powerful and influential and also a very small little man.
His childish ranting speaks volumes to his character. Just because he makes more money than you doesn’t not mean he’s better than you. I think he’s lost sight of that.
What happens if we don't go 5 days?
Do we get fired if we don't go to the office 5 days starting March?
Layoffs
Are you scared?
JD next phase, spin control.
Ok, now its spin control time. JD will now try to dial it back and coverage will show a more friendly work place. Plants in the foyer, art on the wall, free donut Friday’s for everyone. Speeches of being a family and working together for a common... — read more
Workers to unionize
https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-is-facing-an-internal-revolt-heres-the-main-reason-for-it-and-what-workers-are-planning-to-do/articleshow/117311704.cms