Soros Fund Management, the fund founded by billionaire investor George Soros, boosted its positions in tech plays in the fourth quarter, while selling off all of its shares in JPMorgan Chase & Co.
JP is not the only game in town.
A tech person at JP can be a tech person in some other sector. A project manager at JP can be a PM somewhere else. Why limit yourself to the banking sector only, branch out.
went on an interview
Tech lead in India. Did not seem competent and there were a few clues that their tech stack was at least 10 years out of practice... What the fu-k? And they are RTOing everyone to be managed in India? CEO is definitely not wrong that JP does things... — read more
Tone (deaf)
JD has said in that audio that this culture of dynamic working, even four day work weeks is, is semi-diseased. “And don't give me the sh-t that work from home Friday works. I, I call a lot of people on Friday and not a godda-n person to get a hold... — read more
Slackers. go ahead and quit your JP Morgan jobs due to RTO on March 1st. I double dare you
Once a work from home Slacker, always a slacker!
Transcript: Jamie Dimon Slams Remote Work, Calls for Efficiency and In-Person Commitment
Video/audio: ihttps://streamable.com/cmuwqp JD: A lot of you were on the fu--ing Zoom and you were doing the following, okay? You know, looking at your mail, sending texts to each other about what an a--hole the other person is, okay? Not paying... — read more
Dimon Enforces Full RTO, Dismisses Pushback
Dimon has mandated a full return to the office for all employees, ending previous hybrid work arrangements. This decision has sparked internal dissent, with nearly 1,300 employees signing a petition against the policy. During a recent town hall... — read more
JD doesn't want DEI anymore?
For 4 years we were coerced to take DEI training or suffer the consequences at review time to get penalized and now this Richard says this! https://fortune.com/2025/02/14/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-dei-bias-training-spending-racial-equity/
What a tyrant these higher ups are
Pretty sure they gave our hero his job back only because it would make the firm’s reputation look bad if news broke out. I don’t think it’s out of sincerity so nope, bad rep still not changed even when they have a change of heart. This RTO bs really... — read more
Jamie Dimon Needs to Use his Feet and Go.
Am I the only one who believes this man should be hung in a town square? The pompous attitudes of these white male dinosaurs deserves a forceful reaction. They can no longer take us away from our children and communities in the name of power and... — read more
Look, everyone has to do their part...
How do you expect the 1 percenters to afford a second yacht if you irrelevant spear throwers are unwilling to step it up?
'Oh, oh, oh, Jamie's cryin' ...
He saw the look in their eyes And he knew better He wanted them RTO And it was now or never He made them feel so sad....
Our great JD is such a tough guy at townhall
Here is what he said on the TH. All those cussing… so manly and tough. For you employees, if he ask you to fetch a stick, you ask “with my hands or with my mouth?” https://www.tiktok.com/@barrons/video/7471026096083914026
On March 1st JP Morgan should fire every single employee who is not at their desk by 10 AM at their assigned office
Tomorrow, JP should fire every single person who signed the bogus rto petition. Fire them for insubordination and deny them unemployment benefits
UNIONIZE!
The only way you win this fight is to unionize. Unions work. Ask Boeing machinists who got a 40% salary increase.
Jamie Dimon Declares War on Productivity—Bring Back the Commute!
Jamie Dimon has spoken during OH meeting: If he can’t see you suffering in a cubicle, you’re not actually working. Forget data, studies, or, you know, reality—true efficiency is measured by how many hours you waste in traffic just to open the same... — read more
JD so out of touch
Here’s an idea. Pay JD $100k a year. Then have him go into the office 5 days, spend 3 hours a day on a bus or a train which costs you 5% of your gross pay not to mention the lost time. If you pay me $50 million and have a private driver take me... — read more
What a guy, quality human being Dimon is
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/jpmorgan-ceo-dimon-derides-in-office-work-pushback-demands-efficiency-2025-02-13/ When asked about the in-person work policy during the staff meeting, he said: "Don't waste time on it. I don't care how many... — read more
JPMorgan Chase begins planned layoffs for 2025
Fewer than 1,000 employees are going to be laid off in February, according to Barron's, which first reported the news. https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/jpmorgan-chase-begins-layoffs-with-more-planned-barrons-reports-2025-02-12/
Have you signed?!?
If you listened to or where in attendance at the OH townhall, then you know what Jamie truly thinks of his employees. If you didn’t, then I will tell you that he doesn’t give a fu-k about you or us as employees. Sign to make things better... — read more
Yahoo finance reports layoffs have begun
Does anyone have info on what LOB has been or will be affected? https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorgan-chase-begins-layoffs-more-163424331.html
Sign the RTO petition
https://www.coworker.org/petitions/professional-dignity?source=rawlink&utm_source=rawlink&share=ab7c879a-8d8a-43c1-8e37-99983d37f038 Your last name will remain anonymous if you sign the petition. Remember, Chase can't retaliate against you.
Minimum hours for attendance
I can't stay in office for long hours due to my bad health. Can someone please suggest minimum number of hours to spend in office for attendance for that day?
JPMorgan Chase plans to increase tech hiring in India by 10% this year!
while simultaneously reducing its U.S.-based tech workforce.
Massive tech layoffs in March!!
JPMorgan Chase is planning significant layoffs in its tech division this March, affecting thousands of employees. The cuts are part of broader cost-saving measures as the bank adapts to shifting economic conditions and repositions its technology... — read more
Regionalism in Promotions
Take a look at people who are promoted, you will find many of these have managers who speak same mother tongue (non-English). I am not saying that the people who are promoted are d-mb, but they got tailwind in promotion because of favoritism. There... — read more
JPMorgan Chase lacks the space for its 5-day RTO policy
https://buildremote.co/return-to-office/jpmorgan-chase/
Layoff in February
So glad we saved record profits for our shareholders!
40% tax on bonus
I am in 22% tax bracket but 40% taxes are deducted on my bonus (no state tax). Does anyone know why so high taxes for me?
How many hours are you guys in office?
When you go into office, how long are you there for?
Feels Like a Slap in the Face': Some JPMorgan Employees Reportedly Aren't Happy With Their Bonuses
https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/jpmorgan-employees-disappointed-by-2024-bonus-checks-report/486073
When bonus will be credited?
1/31 or earlier?
LAYOFF
I just found that I would be layed off. What a week :( Does anyone know whether the vacation days will be pro-rated and how can I calculate this? Would I get compensated for sick days and personal days? Presently, I am taking a degree program... — read more
Our great CEO got a pay boost due to record profit, meanwhile us employees…
Got rewarded with RTO where our time with love ones and better work life balance got robbed from us. Plus flat bonuses and 0-2% pay increase for you cogs in his machine. So basically his pay was boosted in your expense. What you gonna... — read more
No raise? No Bonus? Thinking about quiet quitting?
Before you make any big decisions, let me share something that might take the sting out of it a little: Guild Education. Chase offers employees the chance to pursue degrees—undergrad, grad, and more—with partial or full coverage (I was a mediocre... — read more
Mortgage RTO
Anyone receive word yet on RTO in mortgage? (Before you give me some bullsh-t response that everyone’s coming back to the office, just don’t because that’s untrue. The FAQ clearly states some roles will remain remote. It’s on the Chase... — read more
Internal mobility or wait
I am in good terms with my manager but my manager gave me ZERO increase in salary. If I take an internal mobility, would my salary increase? I am 602.
Question About Compensation Structure: Bonus vs. Raise
I joined the bank as a VP in February last year. Yesterday, I received a 18% bonus, but my salary increase is only 2%, which I find a bit disappointing. Is this compensation structure standard for the bank?
Salary raise
I got only 1% raise as my manager told me that my salary is already high as compared to peers. I had 2S in my rating. What is the point in struggling so hard, getting 2S to get only 1% raise. How much raise you got?