Here’s a cleaned-up, more coherent version that keeps your original tone and meaning:
Rumors started about 60 days ago of a possible CEO change, a bonus for employees after a record quarter, and Mondays working from home.
I’d been hearing the CEO-replacement rumor for a while and was hoping it would happen, but it looks like a big fat no. So when I first heard whispers about a bonus, my reaction was “Oh he-l no… HE-L no.” I was pleasantly surprised when that one turned out to be true.
As for Mondays working from home—I’d be surprised if it actually happens, but I don’t think it’s completely off the table. The company is global and we aren’t needed in the office every day, so it could be a real work-life-balance perk. The whispers about it are growing the same way the bonus rumors did, so we’ll just have to wait and see.
Still, I’m disappointed the CEO is still here.
(And glad you can use an AI agent after having an IT person come in and type it in for you.)