☕ Coffee? Check.
📅 Calendar? Check.
😰 Existential dread? Check.
👔 Manager + HR meeting? Oh… sh-t.
Good luck to everyone tomorrow as we gather for that very special corporate tradition known as “Career Roulette Thursday.”
Remember, no matter what happens, your company has a carefully prepared plan for your future…
…it just may not include you. 😂
And somewhere in India or the Philippines, someone is already polishing their résumé.
May the odds, the severance, and your remaining PTO be ever in your favor. 🍀