I know it's pathetic, but I hear it all the time about employees in my neighboring departments about their million-dollar stock portfolios, their private jet excursions to private islands on their days off, lavish lifestyle. But they just work at Lowe's because they just like to be around the people. Sound familiar? Chime in.
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This is a Lowes bruh, not Google.
One of our top millionaires the other day was taking home unused mayonnaise, mustard, salsa, pickles. He claims he was doing us a favor by taking it out of the refrigerator. And I'm saying, dude, you're worth tens of millions of dollars. You really need that half-empty bottle of generic mayonnaise? Maybe that's how he became a millionaire, I guess.
Troll alert.
Nothing at all like that around me