Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

How many Dell Software engineers does it take?

How many Dell software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five: one to write the ticket, one to reproduce the issue, one to say "works on my machine," one to schedule a meeting about it, and one to close the ticket as "won't fix."


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Post ID: @OP+1kysf0c09

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hope they are called analysts or even better, creators, soon.

P.Engineers are great. The title should be more protected than it is so randoms can't call themselves Engineers when they are not.

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Post ID: @eh+1kysf0c09

@bk lets build unfriendly UI on big steroids and feed it with crack... this was powerflex pfmp.

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Post ID: @de+1kysf0c09

@OP you must be in ISG.

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Post ID: @bm+1kysf0c09

AMER ISG here, PowerFlex Go anyone, over customer complaints about the RKE2 side of things, panic stations over potentially loosing big accounts...

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Post ID: @bk+1kysf0c09

Money not being spent on fixing things has been prevalent across the board.

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Post ID: @bb+1kysf0c09

dell has very little engineers, but plenty of dashboard/bs talk ppl.

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