#sarcasm

I would like to congratulate the PEP team for this outstanding achievement. This is truly a testament to your dedication, leadership and passion for winning ! Not every organization with a Market Cap of $194B and 300,000 employees worldwide is capable of providing a lower rate of return to its investors than a Money Market fund. Although this may not create smiles for our investors, who cares, it's important to remember that change is difficult and just achieving this small positive number is something you can all be proud of. Let's try for +1.04 in the last 4 months of 2026 !

Reduce Internal Staff Excuse

Our SLT is just so damn good at mandating the people who ACTUALLY DO THE WORK attend repetitive meetings. Apparently it's not enough to have the CEO, CFO, HR head, various EVPs pat themselves on the back for all of the wonderful things they do to make our lives easier (yes, this is sarcasm), they need to take turns leading meetings several times a month to repeat the same delusional cr-p. I just can't do this anymore. This company is so absurd.

Anyone else see the instagram post where MW claims to be inspired by Lasso? Cause that tracks.

Want to congratulate all my peers for an amazing job we have done! 2 nights at the hotel patting each other on the back is amazing! Love Verizon

Isn't it magical to work at a place where we only have one day to worry about every two weeks? Like, how lucky are we? /sarcasm

I hate this place.

Get a hobby and put from under the boot.

Best line Ive heard in ages, "Oracle is a law firm masquerading as a software company".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py23zYn1GMw

70 out of 100? Pshhh...07 maybe...

Thanks for a great quarter

There are now rumors stating that one of the SVP's that was covering for the outgoing CIO has either been fired or quit unexpectedly.

Yay!!! More fun times ahead. Yes, I'm being sarcastic with the "fun times" comment.

Strong earnings streak, stock up, that probably means we should consider ourselves safe for now because Dell would never lay off employees amid great results, right? Right? (Yes, I'm being sarcastic, in case it's not painfully obvious.)

BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS AWFUL AND NOBODY IS HIRING

For nothing management gets the axe again. Brownosing for nothing lol bet your wishing you joined a union NOW!!!! Lol and tell me can you hear me NOW keep your service with us too DS needs a new Ferrrari vroooooooooooom.

Comrades, I urge you to take the retirement buyout for all International employees. The UK Workplace Pension, French Plan épargne Retraite and the US 401 are fully funded but the International is not. This will be offered once before we freeze and cancel the International Plan. You have been forewarned. Offer expires in August.

Just curious can you apply to AT&T after being surplussed? Or are the doors likely closed forever from this company. I feel like out off all of the candidates out there you would be best positioned to re-enter AT&T given how much specialized telecommunications knowledge you would have about fiber and wireless.

Will JH need 1.21 gigawatts to fuel the flux capacitor for our trip back to the generalist future? Or perhaps it will run on the self congratulatory smugness of our latest carpet bagger C suite dolts?

a joke

Hey, but on the upside share price is doing just fine, giddy up!

Centene is an awesome company to work for.

Vz stock is down 0.72% today on news Verizon is breaking the mold to put our customers first. Verizon has a great track record of success such as last year’s project 624 which was the biggest customer experience transformation in the company’s history. All the executives posting and reposting our huge win today makes me delighted! These leaders are truly rockstars and highly respected and admired! Proud to be vz. Way to go team!!!!

I LOVE the cryptic emails from our wonderful leader.

Does anyone else think it’s odd that there was a survey question about how long you intend to work with Verizon….

Almost like the survey isn’t anonymous.

Sense my sarcasm

Should be exactly what its always been, "The Fleecing of Lumen Humans" . She might as well tell the truth while she lines her pockets.

Stink is a genius, RTO is working!!!

What a way to start the week. I received a personal ecard from BE How sweet, knowing she appreciates me showing up with heart every time

She appreciates everyone, even the Inconsistently meets! That card means so much to me, way better than a salary increase

I'll miss that wretched $&@!/

Great job ! Congratulations to all of you. Exceptional planning and execution! Tony and team, you are showing the retail industry how "The smallest stone can make a ripple in the water". You on on your way to creating a tsunami! Taking the bull by the horns and restructuring with Incredible Insight!

Everyone quit your crying 😢 about RTO and get back to the office five days a week. If the complaints don’t stop you will required to work seven days a week on 12 hour shifts. Oh and no holidays off either!

Welcome to corporate America 🇺🇸!

miss a car payment and car will be repo. If Ford got into the repo gig they could turn around and run these cars they repo through Dealer or Public auctions. If Ford goes the public auction route, they should only sell the repos AS-WHERE IS, no implied warranty what-so-ever.

You have to admit this is a great idea. Not even Dave Calohoun, the train wreck CEO fired by Boeing who's wanting to be named Ford next CEO could have thought of this.

On a scale of 1–10, how much do you actively hate DXC as your employer?

1 = "I wake up weeping but I still log into MS Teams out of sheer muscle memory."

2 = "Every internal email banner triggers a violent somatic response. I have thrown up twice during global town halls."

3 = "I don’t even care about getting another job anymore. I have transitioned into pure, unadulterated spite. My only career goal is to remain on payroll long enough to watch this company default on its office leases."

4 = "I have accepted that this is purgatory. I no longer look at my bank account or the calendar. Time has lost all meaning."

5 = "I am using DXC paid compute landscape to mine crypto as a side hustle."

6 = "I actively feed wrong information to the project managers just to watch the client panic on the weekly sync."

7 = "I am deliberately missing high-severity SLAs, letting tickets rot in the queue to trigger financial penalties big enough to default the company."

8 = "I am actively injecting ransomware and destructive malware into the core delivery pipeline, ensuring our entire environment is completely unrecoverable by morning."

9 = "I am actively feeding my client counterparts the exact internal audit trails, contractual loop-holes and falsified billing logs they need to legally terminate their contracts with DXC for material breach so that I can burn DXC to the ground from the inside out."

10 = "I am actively dropping production databases and deleting backups during peak hours, purposefully disrupting client infrastructure so this entire entity finally collapses into bankruptcy."

Aren't you glad you stayed, to see stock soar; and now get LR'd

Enjoy!

That's what we can find solace in.

Share your thoughts here.

Personally, I so appreciate hearing about our strategy from some dude who has only been here for six months.

A few days of this and I'll feel like I'm paying for the privilege of working.

Someone at the top figured out Nike is not a Tech company.